Funniest thing ive heard in Years......

[DerbyNinja]

Funniest thing ive heard in ages.... Conversation i took part in tonight..... Not saying it was anyone on here though..... ;D ;D ;D

Caller: Hey man, you know anyone with a car with a running motor and tranny for sale ?

Me: How much do you wanna spend ?

Caller: 800

Me: Get back to you in a min.

(Couple minutes later)

Me: Sittin down to eat but i found you a 80's caprice. stripped. runnin 305. 700 no rear bumper.

Caller: You dont have any 70's gms with a running motor and tranny ?

I am still ROTFF........LMFAO.... Funniest thing ive heard in quite a while. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA............. 800 for a running moving 70's gm...... Hell i got 5 of em take your pick.........NOT..... L O L

Sorry..... Had to share...... Have seriously been laughing for a couple hours on this....... I explained that the cheapest rolling shell i have is more than he wants to spend and he figured they must be rust free........

Funny Sh!t man......

[Brian McKeever]

80s Caprice...why don't you share, boy.

[DerbyNinja]

Same offer to you if your interested, boy. 80's box caprice. stripped except for front and rear glass. has a 305 that needs derby stripped and wired up, as in still has all the air cond. pump and all the crap on it..... You got my number. 700 no rear bumper. Isnt mine, but i may know exactly where its setting

[crusher71]

HONESTLY, ITS NOT UNCOMMON FOR ME TO GET A FEW CALLS AND EMAILS EVERY WEEK THAT ENTAIL THE SAME THING.." I WANT A NICE CLEAN 74 TO 76 IMPALA SEDAN WITH RUNNING 350 AND BUMPERS FOR AROUND $450.00, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? IM A SERIOUS BUYER AND WILLING TO PAY CASH FOR ONE".......YEAH, SO WOULD I........ WHEN PEOPLE COME TO OUR PLACE AND SEE THE 90 TO 100 CARS WE HAVE FOR SALE, THEY MUST AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME I SOMEHOW,MAGICALLY GOT THEM FOR FREE, BECAUSE SOME "DIEHARD" DERBY GUYS HAVE OFFERED STUPID MONEY ON MAYHEM QUALITY RIDES........WITH 74 IMPALA FRONT BUMPERS SELLING FOR 300 TO 350 EACH, I CANT SELL THE WHOLE CAR,RUNNING FOR 450... SCRAP PRICE IS $180.00 A TON, WHY WOULD I SELL A CAR FOR LESS THAN I COULD GET FOR JUST LOADING IT AND DRAGGING IT TO THE YARD? PEOPLE MUST FORGET THAT EACH CAR THAT I HAVE FOR SALE WAS FOUND, NEGOTIATED, TRAVELLED TO,LOADED UP, HAULED BACK AND STASHED ONE AT A TIME... THERES NO MAGICA CAR FAIRY THAT DROPS THESE OUT OF THE SKY TO FILL AN EMPTY SPOT EVERY TIME I SELL ONE.... I SPEND AROUND 60 HOURS A WEKK OR MORE DURING SUMMER, LOCATING AND BUYING AND HAULING THEM BACK HOME ONE AT A TIME.......... THATS NOT CHEAP,TRUST ME.........

[Brian McKeever]

I can imagine Crusher.


And when I get settled and have that house 1/2 paid off. I'll be making a few trips to your front door step.

[haminator]

Not to be a wet blanket but car price really depends on where you live. I haven't paid more than 300 for a running 70's GM (yet). However here in AZ derbying just isn't as big. Higher scrap prices are definately a factor. That being said since I'm so cheap I only have 3 70's Gm's in my yard amd one of them is not mine. At least they were free (sort of) and are rust free.